Her hair - newly trimmed, highlighted and blown straight.
My hair - hasn't been trimmed since Christ was a cowboy, the grey's are taking over, I haven't used a hair dryer in weeks and it was in a top knot as Eilish had spit up formula in it this morning.
Her toes - pedicured with hot pink polish
My toes - mangled (there is no better word to describe the mess my feet are in. I almost lost a nail in a stroller accident late last week)
Her outfit - trendy yoga capri's and top combo
My outfit - shorts, stained Stones t-shirt with - you guessed it - spit up on it as well as some Ice Cap drops from earlier in the day
Her legs - tanned and hairless
My legs - paley-pale, unless hairy is now a color
Her complexion - perfection
My complexion- blotchy
Her kid - 1 month old Rory
My kid - 3 month old Eilish
And that's where this competition goes to me because Eilish is hella cute and very well behaved and little Rory....um....not so much.
Eilish's Stats at 3 Months:
13 pounds 14 ounces
25 inches long
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3 comments:
Like to have peed my not so trendy capri's reading this! You are freakin' hilarious!
Too funny...she's probably spends more time getting ready, and has a nanny who her baby will call "mom". You rock!
Warning...this is one of those women who sets an alarm to wake up before (yes I said before) being awoken by her baby. This is not natural, this is creepy. No real mommy has time for such maintenance...she is a clone and has been put in place to test you. You of course win cuz Eilish is the cutest thing since...well, Ryan and Emma!
Love
Lori
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