Owen: So Tony and I were talking and he was saying that Charlene (Tony's girlfriend) got presents on Easter. And then I said, Jen totally got presents at Easter.
Jen: I remember the best Easter ever, I was in Grade 5 and I got a Michael Jackson t-shirt and the Thriller album.
Owen: So then we were saying like who gets presents at Easter? It's not exactly a gift giving holiday.
- Silence -
Jen: Eilish is for sure getting presents at Easter...
Owen: Well I don't know, maybe chocolate or something small.
Jen: I'm not talking a car but she is FOR SURE getting presents at Easter. AND Valentine's Day AND Halloween.
Owen: Don't you think we should talk about stuff like this?
Jen: Listen, have you met my family? You go ahead and give her piddly little chocolate bunnies come Easter. My family will take care of the rest.
Owen: When I was growing up...
Jen: Oh lord...
Owen: Exactly, it's a religious holiday.
Jen: And the Baby Jesus would want Eilish to have presents.
Owen: I can't win this one can I?
Jen: Nope, not even close. Good try though.
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