Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Things That Made Me Laugh Today - Parental Discretion Advised

  • 'Magical' - what Owen said today when I asked him how he was. He wasn't having a good morning
  • 'Oh, shut up' - what my English accented manager says to herself after sneezing 3 times in a row
  • 'Getting on my tits' - what Judy (not to be confused with Judes) says when describing somebody getting on her nerves
  • 'Kit-kat club' - what the same Judy refers to lesbians as
  • 'Let the money ruin me' - I made myself laugh with this one. I bought a quick pick today for the big 649 draw and informed my lunch companions that if I won the lottery I'd become like Oprah - completly unable to deal with common folk
  • 'They are the Newfies of the United States' - me again (I was on a roll today) describing the Kentucky couple from the Amazing Race, offending: Americans, Kentuckians, Newfoundlanders and myself!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

OMG! Queen's is the place to see all the kitkats! Apparently, it is really not unusual for us to know a female who used to be married to a male. Have 2, 3, or 4 kids together and then do a 360 and husband is put out to pasture while wifey shacks up with another female. I love that now we have such an obscure name to call these gals! Kitkat - I love it!