Friday, April 13, 2007

Lest Ye Be Judged

Pre-pregnancy - I don't believe those women who say they 'tried' to breastfeed and it didn't work. They obviously didn't try hard enough.
Post-pregnancy - I lasted 2 weeks pumping my breast milk after Eilish wouldn't latch on.

Pre-pregnancy - My baby will never have a soother.
Post-pregnancy - I lasted 3 days at home before hauling ass to Shoppers for a soother.

Pre-pregnancy - I will never give my baby Gripe Water. I should be able to help her alleviate her gas.
Post-pregnancy - Eilish had her first taste of Gripe Water yesterday.

I should have called this post 'Why I'm An Asshole'.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It takes a big person to admit they are wrong, but it takes a bigger person to admit it to someones in person that they are wrong. says wise old man

Anonymous said...

Becoming a mommy is a great way to expand your mind and is also very humbling. See you tomorrow!
Love Lori

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