I had my postpartum physical today with my family doctor. All is well with my lady parts but the big news is the weight loss. Since my last appointment with Dr. Pervy, a week before Eilish was born, I've lost 33 pounds. The remaining weight has distributed itself around my mid-section and won't go away unless I start doing sit ups (so says the doc) and since most days I find it hard to fit in a shower, this belly will be with me for awhile. But if you're interested, here's how to lose 33 pounds in 6 weeks:
- Have a baby
- Don't eat
- Don't sleep
- Take hour long walks with your baby because stroller + baby = sleeping baby
- Live in a house with 2 sets of stairs and run up and down said stairs 100 times a day looking for things to make the baby stop crying
This weight loss regime costs less than Weight Watchers and if you don't mind crying everyday it might be the one for you!
3 comments:
Wow; 33 pounds; can't wait to see you and Eilish next week. Kisses and hugs!!!!!
Aunt Joan
I bet you half of those pounds were in water from the tears! Just teasing you. Congrats, you crack me up!
Love Lori
Tease away - you're probably right!
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